Weekend RedLegg Halloween Jokes

Halloween Picture

Question:  What did the Skeleton say as he jumped on the motorcycle?

Answer:  Bone to be Wild

Question:  Why did the Skeleton NOT cross the raod?

Answer:  Cause he had no guts.

Question:  Why did the Skeleton go to the BBQ?

Answer:  Cause he was looking for some spare ribs

 

Yes I know I am sure you are laughing so hard right now.. ha ha ha =) Ok little comic relief now back to work.

Oh and the reason for the yoga girl is because Pregger Yoga really helps when you are pregger in the final 3-4 weeks.  Big believer!!  Of course I have a very pregger belly as opposed to the gal in the picture.  But yoga is yoga yo.

Come One, Come All…

VERY exciting webinar coming up July 9th.  Holy moly! 

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There are lots of security threats out there as well as crazy compliance requirements.   If you have PCI, HIPPA and SOX requirements you know all too well.   These specific regulations entail resource intensive, manual processes that are difficult to perform in a consistent fashion and distract you from the 9324802842038 other things you need to do.    Some main points of the webinar include..

  • Log Management – demonstrates compliance, performs forensic analysis and maintains a healthy posture
  • Threat Manager enables intrusion detection, vulnerability and compliance automation

There is a free Apple iPod Touch given away at the end of the seminar. 

If interested, please register via this crazy link…

https://www2.gotomeeting.com/register/461345571

New Office

Grand Office 2I know, hold back your excitement.. RedLegg has a new office building & we moved in this weekend.   We will be starting there Live today.  Lots of room for new people to come on board & lots of room for the big Legg parties that are held at lunch and after work every day..?  Exciting Stuff. 

New office addres is 2045 W Grand Ave Chicago IL 60622.

Just a skip & a hop from our old location but much more roomy & perfect.   Come on over & visit sometime!!

Grand Office

RedLegg Foot

Sorry this is a little gross.  A hairy man’s foot with part of a RedLegg logo drawn on it.   Sometimes I need a little weirdness once in a while.  But I apologize in advance if you are grossed out.

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So are you worried about the Swinner?

hmmm very mixed emotions of the “Swine”.  Yes I do think a lot of it is media hype, but there are also a lot of people truly getting sick.  Which happened with the bird flu and the Spanish Flu in the past.

Of course there is now a Swine Flu Email Scam going around where you open the email and enter detailed information about yourself and of course it is only to help prevent the swine virus.. and then of course your computer is hacked, the hacker has all of your information etc.  You think you would never fall for things such as this, but with the panic of the “swine” people panic, start entering information and there you go.

I don’t know.  Maybe it is good that things like this come out once in a while.  Shouldn’t we ALWAYS wash our hands before eating, ALWAYS cover our mouth when coughing, ALWAYS stay home from school when sick?  ALWAYS clean off those nasty keyboards and touch screen handhelds.  Heck ya..  But now people are really doing it in fear of Swine.

Then AGAIN.. remember the Spanish Flu… millions died from that ya all.. Millions.  hmmmmm.   Yesterday when I woke up there was the report of the one child that died in Texas & before I went to bed there was a report that 20 schools were closed in Chicago due to potential outbreaks.   I think I will keep Kameron home from school today & see if there is a vaccine out or if it gets better or worse before sending him to school tomorrow…?  Maybe I am just a paranoid Patty..?  Or maybe not..